Father’s Day Laughs – Wacky Quotes Every Dad We Love
We came across a bunch of LOL inducing quotes that are guaranteed to make even the most stern dad raise a smile. Check them out below.
1. The circle of life applies to fatherhood, too
“By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.” — Charles Wadsworth
2. A face only a father could love… or not
“To be a successful father, there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years.” — Ernest Hemingway
3. Sometimes dads are just winging this fathering thing
“If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a 50 percent chance of being right.” — Bill Cosby
4. Dads have a funny way of showing their kids love
“When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, ‘Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?’ He answered, ‘If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.'” — Jerry Lewis
5. Daughters always have a special place in Dad’s heart
“It is admirable for a man to take his son fishing, but there is a special place in heaven for the father who takes his daughter shopping.” — John Sinor
6. Dads and newborns are quite the pair
“Having a staring contest with a newborn is one of the weirdest things you’ll ever do. And it is highly recommended.” — Ross McCammon
7. Some dads wish they could protect their kids no matter what
“I want my son to wear a helmet 24 hours a day.” — Will Arnett
8. Even celebrities take their father role seriously
“This is my most important role. If I fail at this, I fail at everything.” — Mark Wahlberg
9. Funny how maturity can make us view our parents with new eyes
“The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.” — Tim Russert
10. Thankfully, we aren’t left with our teenage opinions forever
“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.” — Mark Twain
11. Tell Dad how much you look up to him
“Lately, all my friends are worried that they’re turning into their fathers. I’m worried I’m not.” — Dan Zevin
12. Fathers have a way of looking past a gift’s shortcomings
“Fatherhood is pretending the present you love the most is soap-on-a-rope.” — Bill Cosby
13. Dads are great support systems
“You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.” — Erika Cosby
14. Nobody ever said that a dad’s job was easy
“Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.” — Wilhelm Busch
15. Some dads have very high expectations for their kids
“A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be.”
— Carol Coats
16. Sometimes Dad’s love was more genuine than Mom’s
“You don’t have to deserve your mother’s love. You have to deserve your father’s. He’s more particular.” — Robert Frost
17. A dose of laughter is always good, unless, of course, medicine is really needed
“Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.” — Jack Handy
18. Fathers can be amazing role models
“My father didn’t tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.”
— Clarence B. Kelland
19. Thank Dad for always being there for you
“Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.” — Anne Geddes
20. Dad showed us how to love
“The greatest thing a father can do for his daughter is to love her mother.”
— Elaine S. Dalton
Compiled by Heather Terveen at SheKnows